Did you hear the story about the “Mermaid” and the dude with a rash on his penis?
OK, come closer and I will tell you how weak we South Africans are.
A couple of months ago some of us were asked to take part in Celebrity Survivor South Africa.home hiv test, hiv self test, home hiv kit
Being somebody who likes things I agreed with pleasure and went with other personalities to do all sorts of tests, from psychometric, psychological tests, a fitness and full medical exam, which included a pregnancy and HIV test.
All the results were great, except for the fact that I have a heart condition and would have required a cardiologist on the island in case I fell on a thorn and had a heart attack.home hiv test, hiv self test, home hiv kit
I know all you haters wish I had gone but hold on – this story has an ending you have to get to.
So, with advice from their doctor I decided a cardiologist was a tad dramatic and stayed at home with my babies.
Of course their doctor said I should be OK as long as I stay calm but I insisted that missing sleeping on sand during a storm would be OK.home hiv test, hiv self test, home hiv kit
That was the first cowardly act.
“Black folk want the easy life,” says you know who while her one domestic lifts up her feet and the second one vacuums the carpet under her.home hiv test, hiv self test, home hiv kit
“Black folk never want to spend time in the great outdoors and if they do we call them coconuts.
“Our concept of leisure is mostly sitting at restaurants sipping alcoholic beverages while whites hike, run randomly in their yards or even climb mountains to see better views.home hiv test, hiv self test, home hiv kit
“God only knows why.”
Yes, I admit I was a coward and would make the same decision again as I am not geared for cooking food.
Imagine having to find it as well!home hiv test, hiv self test, home hiv kit
Then you had the model Christina Storm who cried and went home early in the show because she claimed she was not a mermaid and did not see the need to be jumping off a cliff into the sea.home hiv test, hiv self test, home hiv kit
Second sign of a coward – what did she think Survivor entailed?
Walking up and down a ramp?
But, then again, I guess after living with James Small every minute away from him should be spent smiling and thinking happy thoughts.home hiv test, hiv self test, home hiv kit
Then you had musician Jub Jub who demanded to leave because he claimed to have a rash on his penis.
He must have repeated this so much I was scared my neighbours would think I was watching porn.
I never did find out what caused the rash but because I’m a huge hypochondriac I consulted Family Doctor Home Adviser on the web.home hiv test, hiv self test, home hiv kit
It had a lot of penis information – lumps, swelling, painful erection, hard skin-coloured lumps or warts, blood in semen, swelling of its tip, pain of the tip but nothing under rash on penis.home hiv test, hiv self test, home hiv kit